Do you like movies that consist of constant slow motion shots of cleavage for two hours? Do you like it when hot girls tear off their panties with their bare hands and stuff in somebody's mouth? Have you always wanted to hear three busty babes with giant guns say stuff like "next stop brown town" and "plumeting to the depths of cooterlicious?" Well, if you've answered yes to any of these questions then Bitch Slap needs to be your next DVD purchase. The Manofest team was invited to the premiere screening last week and we got to sit down with the three stars of the movie and let them slap us around for an hour... literally.

 



If you watched the Manny Paquiao vs. Joshua Clottey fight on Saturday then you were treated to one of the greatest moments in boxing announcer history. Even though it didn't involve the always popular completely plastered Larry Merchant, the legendary Jim Lampley decided to start yelling "bang" near the end of the 8th round every time Manny Paquiao threw a punch. It immortalized one of the most boring boxing matches in recent memory and I believe every announcer must yell "bang" every time a boxer throws a punch from this point forward to make boxing popular again.



 
 



Today's links that will make your butt explode include the voting for the 2010 Douchebag Tournament has begun, the 20 worst TV news fails and 7 Kama Sutra positions that will land you in the hospital.

 


The 2010 Douchebag Tournament Voting Has Begun! (Holy Taco)

Blonde Babe Breaks Bowling Alley (I Am Bored)

Kelly Landry Has The Perfect Bikini Body (Popoholic)

The 20 Worst TV New Fails Of All Time (Heavy)


The Hottest Female DJ In The World
(The Chive)

Cute Girl Tells Dirty KFC Joke (Whip It Out Comedy)

Steve Nash Is Too Close For Comfort
(Extra Mustard)

Jesus: The Revenge Movie Trailer (Gorillamask)

 



10 Innovative Urinals From Around The World (College Humor)

The 100 Cheesiest Sports Movies Of All Time
(Bro Bible)

Darth Vader's Winter Vacation (Screen Junkies)

Streaker Attacks Dog Show (Total Pro Sports)

The Dick Towel Has A Music Video (Next Round)


Now That's What I Call A Hot Asian Bikini Babe
(Double Viking)

The 10 Strangest Looking Actresses In Hollywood (Unreality Magazine)

Alice Eve Is Hollywood's Newest Mega Babe
(Maxim)

15 Celebrity Kisses That Made Us Cringe (Comedy.com)

7 Kama Sutra Positions That Will Put You In The Hospital
(Cracked)






Sivan Krispin Bikini And Lingerie Pics! (Linkiest)

Journalist Crashes Helicopter (FHM)

Tips For Making Your Girlfriend Jealous (Ask Men)

Christina Hendricks Has Hollywood's Best Hooters  (Made Man)

Introducing The Jean Claude Van Damme Dance (Hollywood Fail)

Brooklyn Decker Wears Bare Necessities Lingerie (Totally Crap)


Kate Winslet Rocks A Bikini
(Moe Jackson)

7 Mafia Badasses You've Probably Never Heard Of
(Guyism)

Allison Stokke Is Still The Hottest College Athlete (Busted Coverage)
 



It's a tough world for dogs in today's materialistic and superficial society. Dog plastic surgery rates are at an all time high with many dogs getting tail implants and extra legs. I've even heard that some female supermodel dogs are getting breast implants and tongue jobs but that's only in Germany. You know how it is over there.




 
 

Not only are pigtails the sexiest female hairdo, but they're also the most utilitarian. They're a girls way of taunting us with their so-called innonence and it's also they're way of telling a man to take them home, grab onto their handle bars and take them on the ride of their lives. Pigtails are also extremely useful when you're trying to decide which girl you should team up with at those Craigslist baby oil Twister parties.


 



Every now and then we all need to eat foods that are pure evil. Foods that make you want to punch a ferret in the face and foods that make you hide in a corner and cry after your done eating them. This is why I recommend you bake some Bacon & Chocolate Chip cookies tonight... with a maple-cinnamon glaze. And make sure you eat all of them in your bed and sleep in the crumbs. Apparently it's good for your kidneys.




 
I think it's time for the men's underwear companies to introduce a male cup size system so we can start bragging about our cup sizes to women. Can you imagine walking up to a girl at a bar and telling her that you wear 36DD underwear. That chick and her ugly friend would go home with you faster than you can say "pork tenderloin."



 
 


Today's links that will make your butt explode include 8 cheerleaders that will make you root for the other team, the best hangover cures known to man and the 12 hottest female sports uniforms.


Rosie Jones Will Make You Say "Mama!" (Holy Taco)

The Formula For A Successful Stripper (I Am Bored)

Eva Mendes Shows Off Her Bodacious Curves (Popoholic)

Introducing The New And Improved Keyboard Cat! (Heavy)


17 Hot Babes With Tattoos
(The Chive)

11 Ways To Screw Up Making Love (Whip It Out Comedy)

Amanda Righetti Is Your Lovely Lady Of The Day
(Extra Mustard)

Kelly Brook Is Britain's Bustiest Babe (Gorillamask)

 



The 48 Funniest Cat Videos On The Internet (College Humor)

25 Extremely Sexy Boxing Babes
(Bro Bible)

The 15 Weirdest Statues In The World (Super Tremendous)

Fan Attacks Backup Goalie! (Total Pro Sports)

The Best Secret Bars In London And New York (Becks.com)


Meet The University Of Alabama's Hottest Babe
(Double Viking)

This Is Why Women Don't Play Video Games (Unreality Magazine)

Maxim Reveals Their Hottest Blondes
(Maxim)

The 10 Funniest Matt Damon Moments Of All Time (Comedy.com)

Farting On People In Times Square Is Fun
(City Rag)






Whitney Port Bikini Pictures Are Good For The Soul (Linkiest)

Rosie Whiteley Is Victoria Secret's Latest Bombshell (FHM)

The Best Hangover Cures Known To Man (Ask Men)

The Handsome Men's Club Outtakes Will Give You A Hernia  (The Netwerk)

War Hero Obsessed With Farts (Hollywood Fail)

CNN Is Obsessed With Facebook Addiction (Cracked)


Olivia Wilde's GQ Photo Shoot Is Better Than Awesome
(Moe Jackson)

The 12 Hottest Female Sports Uniforms
(Guyism)

Jeremy Shockey's New Girlfriend Is Smoking Hot (Busted Coverage)
 
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