Did you ever blah, blah, blah and then people blah, blah, blah? The next thing you know this girl goes blah, blah, blah, blah and then you blah, blah over blah. Which, of course, leads to blah, blah and major blah over soupy blah, blah. Sometimes I wish blah would lead to more blah but blah always gets in the way of better blah. Let's just hope we all blah the blah, blah one day. Oh yeah, and don't forget to blah some blah today.




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Believe me when I tell you that there's nothing hotter than watching a woman cook. The sexy aprons, the constant licking of spoons and then there's the whole watching them eat cookie dough off of your finger factor. If you can find a woman (it helps if she's extremely attracitve) who likes to cook and doesn't mind eating the food she cooked with you in bed, then you've found yourself a winner. I can't tell you how many times I've woken up in bed with a women and there's half a supreme pizza stuck on her back that we share and laugh while we watch the Star Wars and Lord of the Rings trilogies back-to-back. So make sure you thank all of the sexy ladies who make your Thanksgiving possible this year... especially your friends hot mom. Hot moms love it when younger men "thank" them and give them ridiculously long chest-touching hugs.

 

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The reason that people aren't as cool as they used to be is because nobody has the balls to give themselves a cool nickname anymore like Koko B. Ware or Jean Claude Van Damme. If you want to give yourself a cool nickname, simply refer to yourself as doctor and then create your first and last name by using your favorite meat and the name of the street you grew up on. That's why my cool nickname Dr. Bacon Teakwood.

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There's being insane and then there's being "Ultimate Warrior" insane. Being Ultimate Warrior insane involves always referring to yourself in the third person while you walk around telling everyone how the god's above have injected you with the ultimate unpleasantries of the universe. If this seems confusing, you can also watch any P.Diddy interview or Snuggles Bear commercial and you should understand exactly what I'm talking about.





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It's amazing what most people are willing to do for money. Some people are willing to get married and do naughty naked things with ugly old people for money while other willing to do jobs that require actual hard work for money... it's sickening. I've also heard there are people who are willing to degrade themselves in public by dumping an entire plate of Mexican food down their shirt at a fancy Mexican restaurant for ten dollars. Okay fine, that was me but I think you get my point. It's like my dad always used to say, "Son, everyone has a price, it's just amazing how cheap it is."

 

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I don't think many people would argue the fact that turkey tastes way better than chicken and Thanksgiving dishes are some of the tastiest foods on the planet. So why is it that there's no national turkey and Thanksgiving side dishes fast food chain? It could be called Gobble Gobble and the "Turkey Neck" value meal would be both economically satisfying and guaranteed to put the whole family to sleep right after dinner. And what kid wouldn't love to play in mascot Tryptophan Terry's turkey farm playground where they could swim in a giant pool filled with gravy and jump on a gigantic bed made out of Stove Top stuffing.

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A Montage Of Fat People Doing Hilarious Things (Holy Taco)

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