Today's links that will make your butt explode include 6 incredibly funny boat and yacht names, Tila Tequila's striptease fail and the 10 funniest celebrity audition tapes of all time.



A Hot Brunette Reindeer Girl Will Get You In The Mood For Christmas (Holy Taco)

6 Incredibly Inappropriate Boat And Yacht Names (I Am Bored)

Marisa Miller Blows A Cleavage Kiss (Popoholic)

Wannabe Diver Takes A Serious Nose Dive (Nothing Toxic)

The 10 Funniest Photos Of Kids Caught Staring At Boobs (Whip It Out Comedy)

16 Duckface Douchebags Take Douche To A Whole New Level (The Chive)

Erin Heatherton Is The New Hottest Victoria's Secret Model (Extra Mustard)

Tila Tequila Striptease Fail!!! (Gorillamask)

 



20 Oddly Named Sexual Products (College Humor)

The Worst Celebrity Sports Couples Of All Time (Bleacher Report)

Introducing The World's First Fancy Fast Food! (Becks.com)

The 10 Sexiest Cinematic Bloodsuckers (Sublime Directory)

Sarka Kata Is Your Sexy European Babe Of The Day (Double Viking)

The 10 Funniest Celebrity Audition Tapes Of All Time (Unreality Magazine)

Maxim Releases Their "Best Celebrity Chest" List (Maxim)

The 25 Greatest Mustaches Of All Time (Bro Bible)

Nora Jones Singing And Looking Really Hot Doing So (Babelgum)




Daphne Joy In Lingerie Will Bring Joy To Your Day (Ask Men)

Minka Kelly Bikini Pics Are Good For The Soul (Linkiest)

The 10 Funniest British Shows Of 2009 (FHM)

Megan Fox Is Wearing Panties And We Like It (Celeb Jihad)

Skateboarding Dogs Plays Skateboarding Video Game! (City Rag)

The 13 Funniest Celebrities Playing Themselves In Movies (Hollywood Fail)

Rosie Huntington Sunbathing Rules (Moe Jackson)

Veronkia London Is The New Megan Fox (Busted Coverage)

Beach Soccer Has Hot Cheerleaders (Guyism)

Is it really true that people have lost the ability to be creative and original? Is it because we're so over-exposed to lame crap on a daily basis that our minds have turned to mush and we just don't care if anyone likes us anymore because we have so many entertainment options to distract us from the fact that we're boring? I think there's a possibility that this scenario is actually true which is why I've decided to eat nothing but buffalo wings for a month and tell boring people that they're boring whenever I meet them. I'm also going to tell the attractive girl who works at Boston Market and wears glasses that has a 36C cup that I think she might be really hot if she rubbed garlic mashed potatoes on her face and said "I think mashed potatoes are hot," but one major social obstacle at a time.

When people put on costumes or masks it completely transforms their state of mind. Suddenly they believe they're invincible and can get away with almost anything because people don't know who they really are. If you don't believe me, try having a normal conversation with a bank robber, the Mongolian Barbecue mascot or a basement gimp sometime and see how well that goes.

 

Recent Manofest Galleries ...

- The 25 Funniest "Oops" Photos Of All Time

- 40 Hot Girls Dressed Like Jessica Rabbit

- The 20 Funniest Photoshopped Barack Obama Photos

- 25 Hot Girls With Lightsabers

- The 20 Funniest Ebay Auctions Of All Time

- The 75 Weirdest Record Album Covers Of All Time

Elvis is currently the richest dead person, worth about 45 million dollars. He also is known as the "Chuck Norris of the womb" because it's rumored that he killed his twin right before they were born. The things I respect most about Elvis were his love for fried peanuter butter and banana sandwiches and the fact that he died blowing a gasket while taking a massive dump. It's by far the manliest way to die.

Today's links that will make your butt explode include the biggest security guard in the world, a gallery of people if they wore t-shirts that were true and what if Matthew McCounaghey wrote the declaration of independence.



Kate Beckinsale Shows Why She's The Sexiest Women Of 2009 (Holy Taco)

Introducing The Biggest Security Guard In The World (I Am Bored)

Megan Fox's Uber Sexy NYT Magazine Outtakes (Popoholic)

Idiot Gets Smashed Running Into Revolving Door (Nothing Toxic)

The Movie 12 Angry Men Performed By Hot Chicks (Whip It Out Comedy)

What If People Wore T-Shirts That Told The Truth? (The Chive)

The WWE's Bella Twins Prove That 2 Hot Gitls Are Better Than 1 (Extra Mustard)

Jennifer Ellison Is Britain's Hottest Blonde Babe (Gorillamask)

 



Skateboarding Dog Plays Tony Hawk! (College Humor)

The 50 Greatest College Football Players Of The Last 50 Years (Bleacher Report)

Videos Of Sexy British Girl Bands In Action (Attuworld)

Epic Mike Tyson's Punch Out Rap (Sublime Directory)

Katie Marie Cook Is Your Busty International Babe Of The Day (Double Viking)

Guess The Celebrity Whose Body Parts Have Been Rearranged (Unreality Magazine)

What If Matthew McCounaghey Wrote The Gettysburg Address (Maxim)

Carmen Electra Promotes Her Fake Sex Tape (Bro Bible)

Hot Girls Laugh At Knocker-Knocker Jokes (Babelgum)





68 Sexy Ladies Wearing NFL Jerseys (COED Magazine)

6 Products Soley Designed To Make You A Bad Person (Linkiest)

Tennis Babe Ana Ivanovic Puts On A Bikini Show (FHM)

50 Cent And Michael Bay Share Groupies? (Celeb Jihad)

Pole Dancing Guest Ruins Wedding (City Rag)

The 13 Funniest Celebrities Playing Themselves In Movies (Hollywood Fail)

Olivia Wilde Tears Up The GQ Party Red Carpet (Moe Jackson)

Intoxicated Hockey Fan Puts On A Show (Busted Coverage)

Diana Ivancheva Is Romania's Top Model (Guyism)

The fact that there are more chickens than humans on this planet even though we eat 8 billion of them a year concerns me. It also makes me nervous that the chicken is the closest living relative of the tyrannosaurus-rex because just the other day I was walking down the street and two chickens bumped into me and tried to start a fight for no reason. I punched both of the chickens in the face and ran like hell  but they still kept following me so I offered them some coupons to Long John Silver's. The next thing you know, both of them started lying eggs on the sidewalk, offering them to me and telling me the reincarnation of Sonny and Cher. When I told them that Cher was still alive they both started laughing and smoking cigars. I wonder what they were laughing about?

When someone says "oops," one of two things has usually just occured. Either they just spilled something and don't know what else to say or they just forced a fart out a little too hard and had a pants accident. Sometimes people say it after they accidentally hit a car in the parking lot and don't leave a note, but the word oops is most commonly used right after a "shart."

 

Recent Manofest Galleries ...

- 40 Hot Girls Dressed Like Jessica Rabbit

- The 50 Most Bizarre Google Earth Images

- 25 Hot Girls With Lightsabers

- The 20 Funniest Ebay Auctions Of All Time

- The 75 Weirdest Record Album Covers Of All Time

- The 20 Funniest Neon Sign Fails Of All Time

For most people who work "real" jobs where they're expected to show up every day and actually do stuff, "A" is for alcohol. For these same people, "B" is for bored, "C" is for constipated and "D" is for dysentery. "E" is for eye-boogers and "F" is for false sense of hope. This of course leads to "G" is for gastric bypass surgery and I don't even think you want to know what "H" is for. Okay, I'll give you a hint...  it's something you could get from Pamela Anderson.