I don't know about you, but I think Google is starting to act more like Hal 9000 every day. Only a few short years ago we used to ask Google to find stuff for us and it would retrieve the best possible information based on the keywords we entered. Now it appears as if Google is starting to develop a conscious and it has the nerve to tell us what we should be searching for based on the first few letters and words we type in. Does this mean Google is alive? Is it possible that the internet was created by aliens and Google is essentially a monolith monitoring human evolution? I'm not worried about it, because if either of these theories are true it simply means that aliens like porn as much as we do.

Recent Manofest Galleries...

- The 25 Funniest Translation Fails Of All Time

- 20 Sexy Celebrities As Supergirl

- The 33 Funniest Classified Ads Of All Time

- 20 Guys Who Live In Their Parent's Basement

- 20 Female Celebrities Who Haven't Aged Well

- 20 People Who Are Cooler Than You

The National Bureau of Eating And Bowel Movement Statistics estimates that the average human typically experiences 5-6 bowel movments the day after the Super Bowl. This is primarily due to the high intake of meatballs, melted cheese and deviled eggs that a person consumes at your typical Super Bowl party. Well, if you're looking to keep your booty gravy train going this evening, I recommend making yourself a Ham & Cheese Waffelwich. It'll make your digestive system cry like a sheep in heat and it'll give your skin that beautiful greasy glow.

It will be a landmark day for the NFL when they finally award a new NFL franchise to the city of Los Angeles because I believe the mascot of that franchise will be the Cougar. Los Angeles Cougars home games will quickly become one of the most entertaining spectacles in sports as the stadium will be filled with young men thirsty for football and hot women over 40, as well as those sexy older ladies who "hunger for the younger." It will also undoubtedly be the greatest halftime "Kiss Cam" show on Earth.

Today's links that will make your butt explode include the 25 greatest Garbage Pail Kids of all time, 20 noticeable mistakes from James Bond movies and Megan Fox takes a bath during the Super Bowl.


The 25 Greatest Garbage Pail Kids Of All Time (Holy Taco)

7 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Condoms (I Am Bored)

Fringe's Anna Torv Shows Some Cleavage For Esquire (Popoholic)

The 10 Best Date Movie For Valentine's Day (Screen Junkies)


The 10 Funniest Scenes From National Lampoon's Vacation Movies (Comedy.com)

Exclusive Bar Refaeli Sneak Peek 2010 SI Swimsuit Photo! (Extra Mustard)

The Best Buttered-Floor Prank Ever (Gorillamask)

 



Top 10 Children Behaving Badly (College Humor)

Claudia Lampe Is The Sexiest Female Basketball Player Ever (Total Pro Sports)

Meet The Hot Girls Of Tempe 12 (Bro Bible)

15 Morally Questionable Children's Toys (Super Tremendous)

And Your Celebrity Doppleganger Of The Week Is... (Becks.com)

This Bikini Babe Isn't Worried About Tan Lines (Double Viking)

20 Noticeable Mistakes From James Bond Movies (Unreality Magazine)

Maxim's 20 Hottest Hand Bra Photos Of All Time (Maxim)

Tour A Cocaine Factory In The Jungle Of Columbia (Babelgum)

Meet The Jersey Shore Granamda! (City Rag)




The Top 10 Sex Symbols For Each Decade (Linkiest)

Megan Fox Takes A Bath During The Super Bowl (FHM)

Jessica Chobot Is Sexy And Loves Video Games (Ask Men)

Mila Kunis GQ Magazine Outtakes (Celeb Jihad)

6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable Of (Cracked)

The Cockiest Weatherman On The Planet (Whip It Out Comedy)

Candice Swanepoel's Hotness Never Disappoints (Moe Jackson)

The Ultimate Super Bowl Celebration Fail (Busted Coverage)

9 Items Women Feel Men Spend Too Much Money On (Guyism)

The day after the Super Bowl is one of the saddest days of the year for men across America and I think it'd be nice if women when out of their way to cheer us up tomorrow. For starters, I think every woman should spank every man they see and treat at least one man to a fun-filled lunch at Chuck-e-Cheese. While you're at lunch it'd be nice to if you could say things like, "I don't know about you, but I thiink Chris Johnson will definitley be the consensus #1 pick in fantasy football next year." And if it's not too much trouble could you all do a couple armpit farts too? We love those.

I think the primary reason there continues to be so much animosity between different cultures and countries is because there are so many different languages. Nobody can understand each other and everyone thinks people from other countries sound weird when they talk. This is why I think we should go back a universal caveman language that is used by every country on Earth. One grunt means "yes," two grunts means "no" and three grunts means "I would like to grill you a steak and make a bunch of babies with you." And what does five grunts mean? Well it means "I wouldn't mind hooking up with you on a Saturday night but I don't want to be seen with you in public."

Recent Manofest Galleries...

- 20 Sexy Celebrities As Supergirl

- The 33 Funniest Classified Ads Of All Time

- 20 Guys Who Live In Their Parent's Basement

- 20 Motorboatable Girls On Boats

- 20 Female Celebrities Who Haven't Aged Well

- 20 People Who Are Cooler Than You

They've been making "I'm With Stupid" shirts for decades, but I always felt the arrow was pointing in the wrong direction. Everyone wants to blame their stupid life decisions on other people and karma when it's their groin area that's usually responsible. I also think it's a lot of fun to wear a t-shirt that has an arrow pointing at your crotch because it makes people look at your crotch all the time.

There are 12 items you need to have in order to host the perfect Super Bowl party. You need homemade cheese/refried bean nachos, Outback Steakhouse Aussie cheese fries, Tyson's frozen spicy chicken wings, a Digiornio pizza, jalapeno poppers, 20 Arby's Beef 'n Cheddar sandwiches, at least three cases of PBR, a bottle of Jameson, one of your bed pillows and a taser gun. Now the last two items are the most important so make sure you write this down... you MUST hire a waitress from Craigslist who hates wearing clothes (costs $200) and you need the ultimate Manofest man food... "Man Crack."