Scientists believe humans started wearing clothes about 72,000 years ago and we've been slowly migrating towards being naked in public ever since. The internet has been a big step forward towards the nudist movement as well as the  annual "Go Topless Day" which is celebrated every August 22nd. And just imagine how fashionable the boob hand shake could become when the naked thing becomes socially acceptable.

Having a cool name is half the battle if you want to become a famous pro athlete. If your parents name you something awesome like "Baconator" or "Humpy" it increases your chances of becoming a famous athlete by 25%. It reminds of the days I was forced to go to church as a child and the minister's name was Rev. Harry Johnson. Now I don't know about you, but I think it takes a lot of balls to go through life as a man named Harry Johnson.



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Since it's Thursday, I thought it was important to inform all of you that a recent scientific study of farts discovered that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts are larger volume. Apparently the two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the overall fart odor of man farts and woman farts is basically the same. Now go ahead and take that golden nugget to the water cooler and watch what happens.

 
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Did you know that the average pig orgasm lasts approximately 30 minutes? It also might interest you to know that vikings used to use the skulls of their dead enemies as drinking mugs. And while we're on the subject I think you should know that banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

Over the last 4-5 years technology has allowed people to becoming socially retarded and it appears that most human personalities will never fully recover. Fortunately there are still a lot of really attractive female celebrities in the world and it doesn't matter what they say. They currently provide the extremely attractive/boring personality balance that our society desperately needs right now.




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Apparently laughing 100 times is the equivalent of 15 minutes of aerobic exercise. Laughter can also cut down stress, fight infections, and reduce chronic pain. The scary part is that scientists somehow estimate that humans used to laugh 20 minutes out of every day in the 1950’s and now we laugh only for 6 minutes out of every day. This is why I believe the FBI's top prority shoule be to assasinate George Lopez, Dane Cook, Carrot Top, Jay Leno, Bill Engvall, Tyler Perry, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Fallon, Carlos Mencia and Kathy Griffin over the next 30 days before they kill us all.

Facebook continues to be the one-stop shop for all of our narcissistic needs. It's also a great place to check out your ex-girlfriends to verify that you made the right decision, find out of if the girl you're currently dating is a skank and it's a great place to look at cleavage photos of the girl you hope to poke sometime in the near future. It's also a great place for parents to spy on their children and employers to find out if you're an alcoholic... if you're a moron.