I don't think many people would argue the fact that turkey tastes way better than chicken and Thanksgiving dishes are some of the tastiest foods on the planet. So why is it that there's no national turkey and Thanksgiving side dishes fast food chain? It could be called Gobble Gobble and the "Turkey Neck" value meal would be both economically satisfying and guaranteed to put the whole family to sleep right after dinner. And what kid wouldn't love to play in mascot Tryptophan Terry's turkey farm playground where they could swim in a giant pool filled with gravy and jump on a gigantic bed made out of Stove Top stuffing.

Today's links that will make your butt explode include the funniest 80's dating video ever made, the 10 greatest Call of Duty trailer mashups and 25 awesome Star Wars cakes.



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Kelly Brook Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Her Cleavage (Popoholic)

The Greatest Girl Catfight In Philadelphia History (Nothing Toxic)

The Funniest 80's Dating Video Ever Made (Whip It Out Comedy)

The World's Tallest Model Is Extremely Tall And Hot (The Chive)

Former Miss USA Carrie Prejean Is The Newest Hot NFL WAG (Extra Mustard)

Alessandra Ambrosio Is The Hottest Brazilian Babe Alive (Gorillamask)

 



Hot, Crazy Girlfriend Smashes Her Xbox 360 (College Humor)

The Most Ridiculous NBA Hairstyles Of All Time (Bleacher Report)

The Top 8 Movie Characters That Always Ruin Everything (Becks.com)

Katie Marie Cork Does Black Lingerie Good (Sublime Directory)

Holy Exercise Ball Cleavage! (Double Viking)

The 10 Greatest Call Of Duty Trailer Mashups Of All Time (Unreality Magazine)

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Natalie Portman Looking Smoking Hot On The Red Carpet (Bro Bible)

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The 100 Greatest Movies Of The 1960's (FHM)

The Hottest Photos From The 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (Celeb Jihad)

25 Awesome Star Wars Cakes! (Screen Junkies)

10 Unbelievably Bad Celebrity Lip Jobs (Hollywood Fail)

Sofia Vergara Looking Mighty Hot As Usual (Moe Jackson)

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7 Surefire Ways To Ruin Thanksgiving This Year (Guyism)

Besides the whole pacifier and being able to rub food on your face in public thing, I'd have to say that the best part about being a baby is the fact that people bathe you every night. Bathing yourself gets really boring when you're an adult which is why I think there should be more adult bathing services that serve you baby food while they bathe you. And don't you think it's time we force TV networks to produce good shows that have a new episode every week of every year because it's really irritating when the season of a good show ends and I feel bad for women because they blink twice as much as men.




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They're commonly known as "bits" and they occur when a person has achived such an amazing level of fatness that they've grown breasts on their back. Back boobs are a condition that affects both men and women and they are primarily made of fried chicken skin, butter and mayonnaise. While back boobs may repulse most people, they are a thing of beauty for men who crave large women. As a wise fat man once said, "Why have two boobs when you can have four."

 

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Environmentalists have recently stated that Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps. Palin also reportedly dated a grizzly bear for seven months in college but it broke up with her after she told him she didn't know what pooridge was. And in case you were wondering, several braologists have guesstimated that Sarah wears a 36C bra.

 

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Today's links that will make your butt explode include 6 incredibly funny boat and yacht names, Tila Tequila's striptease fail and the 10 funniest celebrity audition tapes of all time.



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Is it really true that people have lost the ability to be creative and original? Is it because we're so over-exposed to lame crap on a daily basis that our minds have turned to mush and we just don't care if anyone likes us anymore because we have so many entertainment options to distract us from the fact that we're boring? I think there's a possibility that this scenario is actually true which is why I've decided to eat nothing but buffalo wings for a month and tell boring people that they're boring whenever I meet them. I'm also going to tell the attractive girl who works at Boston Market and wears glasses that has a 36C cup that I think she might be really hot if she rubbed garlic mashed potatoes on her face and said "I think mashed potatoes are hot," but one major social obstacle at a time.

When people put on costumes or masks it completely transforms their state of mind. Suddenly they believe they're invincible and can get away with almost anything because people don't know who they really are. If you don't believe me, try having a normal conversation with a bank robber, the Mongolian Barbecue mascot or a basement gimp sometime and see how well that goes.

 

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