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Have you ever been watching a movie and wished you could kill one of the characters? Well, now you can thanks to legendary horror film director Roger Corman and his new online horror series "Splatter" starring Corey Feldman. Corman's Splatter series is revolutionary because it's the first time ever that the fans get to vote on which character dies in the very next episode which will air online next Friday. All you have to do is click here, watch Episode 2 and you get to kill an actor. And hey, worst case scenario you get to watch Corey Feldman shoot himself in the head which is something we've all wanted to see for years.

Did you know that people can take tiny cat naps during the day with their eyes open and not even know it? This is great news because apparently daytime naps improve memory which helps you remember important facts and they also cut risk of heart disease. So go ahead and fall asleep at your desk right now. If your boss gets mad at you, tell him that you just remembered that he cheated on his wife last year with that ugly waitress at the Olive Garden during that convention in Austin, Texas and you're cutting your risk of heart disease to help save the company money on your life insurance policy. If that doesn't work, show him a picture of a pretty girl on your computer and say something witty like, "I'd so totally tap that."

Today's links that will make your butt explode include 16 good, bad and tasteless t-shirts, glow-in-the -dark lingerie is finally here and top 10 actors originally considered for famous movie roles..



Stacy Keibler's Booty Is "Perfection" (Holy Taco)

16 Good, Bad And Tasteless T-Shirts (I Am Bored)

Woman Crashes BMW Into Storefront During Live Interview! (Nothing Toxic)

Natalie Portman Shows Off Some Cleavage For V Magazine (Popoholic)

20 Things In Nature That Look A Lot Like Hooters (Whip It Out Comedy)

10 Photos Of Girls Wearing Glow-In-The-Dark Lingerie (The Chive)

Shaquille O'Neal Gets A Spanking Introduction (Extra Mustard)

Jessica Gomes Is About To Become Your Favorite Babe On The Planet (Gorillamask)

 


The Greatest SFW Playboy Covers Of The 70's (Asylum)

The 25 Hottest NCAA Basketball Cheerleaders (Bleacher Report)

Celebrities Who Got Hotter As They Got Older (Becks.com)

Top 10 Actors Originally Considered For Famous Movie Roles (Super Tremendous)

This Old Lady Should Not Be Wearing This T-Shirt (Double Viking)

The Onion Finally Gets Its Own TV Show! (Unreality Magazine)

It's Time You Met Hollywood's Hottest Sisters (Maxim)

The Angry Bartender Teaches Bar Etiquette 101 (City Rag)

Jon Stewart's Glenn Beck Impression Might Be The Funniest Thing Ever (Bro Bible)

When Hot Girls Laugh Hot Stuff Happens (Babelgum)




239 Jessica Alba Photos In Your Face! (Ask Men)

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Photos Are Awesome (Linkiest)

Micheal Phelps Has Really Let Himself Go (Deadspin)

Kim Kardashian's Smoking Hot New FHM Photoshoot (FHM)

Jenn Brown Is The Next Erin Andrews (Busted Coverage)

Molly Sims Is A Great Actress... In A Bikini (Hollywood Fail)

Ashley Green Looks Hot Drinking Red Bull And Gasoline (Moe Jackson)

Why Take The Stairs When You Can Jump Off The Balcony (EJB)

Kate Beckinsale's Hotness Never Dissapoints (Guyism)

I think I made an extremely important observation today that I thought I should share with everybody. While I know it may seem trivial, I realized that animals are really taking advantage of the whole "licking their own bodies" activity and it suddenly amazed me that humans don't constantly lick their own bodies too. Now I'm not referring to the licking genitalia thing because we all know that's not possible, but if you think about all the other parts of our body we could be licking ourselves at any given moment, I think it's a tragedy that we don't (I'm pretty sure that was a gramatically incorrect run-on sentence but who really cares about that stuff these days). Just think of how amazing this body-licking activity could become if we all started rubbing Cheez-It crackers on ourselves every day. If you eat half of the box and rub the other half on you body and lick it off, we're talking about the biggest win-win situations in human history.

The dawn of the HDTV and digital camera era was a sad day for most celebrities. Their once sheltered lives hiding behind makeup and camera tricks ended and they were all officially exposed for having the same physical flaws as every other human on this planet. The only celebrities that weren't affected by this horrific technology tragedy were the one's that were extremely ugly to begin with. As far as they're concerned, the playing field has been officially leveled.

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