Every time I receive a magazine in the mail these days, I'm not sure what to do with it unless it's the SI swimsuit issue or Playboy. Every time I think about opening a magazine, I realize that it's a big commitment. Not only do you have to open it, but you have to flip through pages, read words that form into sentences and you have to hold it up for extended periods of which can be exhausting. This is why I save all of my magazines and use the for wrapping paper. You'd be surprised how much cooler your gift is if it's wrapped in a Playboy centerfold swimsuit model photo.

Getting Buzzed
The 10 Greatest NCAA Tournament Buzzer Beaters Of All Time

I've had a few moments during the course of my professional sports fan career where I threw stuff at the television. The first moment happened when Larry Bird stole the inbounds pass from Isiah Thomas in game 5 of the 1987 Eastern Conference Finals which caused me to throw my drink at the screen (I also threw a pillow that destroyed that fan in my parents room). I also threw a beer can at my television at the end of the Georgia Tech Vs. Michigan State regional semifinal game when Kenny Anderson hit a buzzer beater (that was clearly after the buzzer, btw) which caused Michigan State to lose in overtime. Well, after today's dramatic buzzer beater by Michigan State's Korie Lucious, I am proud to report that the NCAA Tournament curse of Kenny Anderson has been lifted and I can now spend my time throwing things at my TV whenever I see Jay Leno or that freaky Keebler Elf.

 

#10 Richard Hamilton Freezes The Huskies (1998 UCONN Vs. Washington) - And Washington fans were so depressed that they didn't do any hiking or outdoor activities for a week.