Well it's that time of year once again where we celebrate our independence by getting drunk, sunburnt, watch a Star Wars marathon on TV, eat large pieces of meat and offer to rub suntan lotion on hot girls in bikinis. Some people go watch fireworks with their kids while other people stay at home and launch fireworks out of their butts. It's best to stay away from the people that take their kids to watch fireworks. Those people are dangerous.