Being forced to go to church as a kid really sucked but the one positive thing about the whole situation was that the minister's name was Rev. Harry Johnson. Now I don't know about you, but I think it takes a lot of balls to go through life as a man named Harry Johnson. Harry didn't seem to care the that entire world was laughing behind his back and he would always introduce himself by his full name. So I guess the lesson for all the kids out there is that even if your name is a euphemism for private parts, you can still achieve great things in life. More than likely it'll ruin your life before it even starts but I guess that's entirely up to you.

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