Sexy women can make anything sexy. Last week I saw a sexy woman in a bikini rubbing sandwich spread all over her body and it was the hottest thing I have ever seen. The day after that I saw a sexy lady rolling around in a pile of garbage while smelling her own farts and it was the second sexiest thing I have ever seen. I'm not going to tell you what I saw the day after that but it involved a hot brunette wearing a thong and a jar of mayonnaise.