If a person has bumper stickers on their car it usually means they're either a hippie, douche bag, hipster, loser or a moron. The rest of us figured out a long time ago that putting a sticker on your car is not only retarded on general principle but we were also smart enough to realize that nobody gives a crap what our views on the world are, especially when they're pissed off sitting in traffic. And I still wish I could find a way to have a pet panther.