Michael Vick officially became a free man today and dogs all over the world who were interviewed by the national media were super mad about it. I was trying to figure out how to honor this occasion and then it hit me like a giant garbage bag full of milk bones ... I wonder what kind of dogs hot female celebrities have? Sure this is another shameless reason to look at hot female celebrities and all I can say about that is ... you're welcome. And I would also like to take this oppurtunity to let the world know that I am going to start teaching an online seminar next month that shows men and women how to interact with each other likes dogs. For starters, if we greeted each other by sniffing crotches instead of shaking hands the world wouldn't be in the shape that it's in today.