Growing up I could never decide which female G.I. Joe character was the hottest. Scarlett had the hot redhead thing going for her while the Baroness looked like she'd tie you to the headboard and give you the face-punching sex session of the century. Unfortunately that was only the beginning of the debate. Lady Jaye was a hot lesbian, Cover Girl was an ass-kicking former fashion model and the combined cleavage of Zarana and Dela Eden was enough to start World War III. I think the only person with the answer to this question is Sgt. Slaughter because he's probably the only one who tapped all of them.