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The two main things you're not supposed to talk about during a meal are poop and vomit. Skin diseases, dead bodies and elderly fornication also seem to be unacceptable topics of discussion while people are eating food. This is precisely why a lot of people are starting to eat most of their meals with dogs instead of humans. Dogs will let you say anything while you eat and they don't care if you accidentally pee on the floor when your done.