Comic-Con 2009 is officially underway which means many of the world's finest nerds have converged to San Diego, California for a weekend of freaky nerd debauchery. Not only is Comic-Con an annual celebration of comic books but it is also covert procreation orgy operation that enables super nerds to keep their species alive. If you plan on traveling to San Diego this weekend and you'd like to get nasty with some nerds, remember that the secret password is "vaseline warrior."