It might interest you to know that the average 12 oz. beer has less calories than 12 oz. glass of skim milk and orange juice. I'm also happy to inform you that if beer were your only source of nutrition, you’d have to drink one every waking hour just to reach your recommended daily allowance of calories (2,000 to 2,500). Based on these facts I'm going to talk to Chuck Norris about doing an infomercial about the revolutionary new "Beer Diet." If it doesn't work out I will try and get him to promote my idea for socks made out of blueberry muffins.