So I noticed something this Sunday that shook me to my very core. It was the opening NFL Sunday and a bunch of people came over, so I ordered a crapload of Dominos pizza because that's what men who watch football eat. I decided to switch things up a little bit with this particular Dominos order and requested their garlic butter sauce with the orders of cheese sticks as opposed to the typical ranch dressing. For some strange reason I decided to look at the ingredients of the garlic butter sauce and to my amazement their was no garlic in the ingredients ... or butter. I took a cheese stick and dipped it into the "garlic butter" dipping sauce and the cheesestick tasted like a cheesestick covered in garlic butter. This is a mystery that will probably haunt me more than trying to figure out why there's no actual horse parts in horseradish for the rest of my life. Not to mention the fact of why they call them "buffalo wings" when buffalo's don't have wings.