The closest thing America has ever come to Geisha's is strippers. Sure strippers are great and all, but it'd be nice to see a classier brand of exotic dancers in this country. Imagine a strip club where the strippers all dressed like professional businesswomen who read the USA Today sports section outloud and hand-fed you prime rib while they strip. And these classy strippers don't just pretend to like you, the really mean it.