I think I made an extremely important observation today that I thought I should share with everybody. While I know it may seem trivial, I realized that animals are really taking advantage of the whole "licking their own bodies" activity and it suddenly amazed me that humans don't constantly lick their own bodies too. Now I'm not referring to the licking genitalia thing because we all know that's not possible, but if you think about all the other parts of our body we could be licking ourselves at any given moment, I think it's a tragedy that we don't (I'm pretty sure that was a gramatically incorrect run-on sentence but who really cares about that stuff these days). Just think of how amazing this body-licking activity could become if we all started rubbing Cheez-It crackers on ourselves every day. If you eat half of the box and rub the other half on you body and lick it off, we're talking about the biggest win-win situations in human history.