A  recent survey by the company "Let’s Talk" said that 38% of people thought it was ok to use a cell phone while they're using the bathroom. That means that almost four out of every ten phone coversations you have with someone these days they're either taking a leak or baking some butt brownies. Now I'm all for pausing in the middle of a conversation with somebody to fart into your phone but people thinking it's okay to launch a corn canoe while they're on the talking on the phone is simply too much. Next thing you know people will think that puking and reading poetry over the phone is acceptable and that's when the apocalypse begins.