The best women this planet has to offer are women who live on deserted islands. They love to bathe in small ponds, take waterfall showers and they only wear coconut bras with loincloths. Deserted Island women also know how to properly train monkey butlers and they can make homemade cocaine. And after all these years, I'd have to say that I'd choose Mary Ann over Ginger. Girls with handelbar pigtails will always get my vote.