Well ladies and gentleman, this is my final post as I embark on yet another weekend of Halloween debauchery. My advice for the dudes of the world is to make sure you have candy on you at all times so you can ask girls if they'd like to play a game called "Trick or Teet." Ladies, your job is to make fun of everybody who's dressed as Micheal Jackson, Billy Mays and The Joker. Now if we all work together and use orange glow-in-the-dark condoms, we can make Halloween 2009 the greatest Halloween ever! And I must say that Al Roker dressed as Han Solo is one of the freakiest things I have ever seen.