Being a successful farter is all about timing. Whether it's randomly farting into your phone during the middle of a serious conversation or farting at an art exhibit, you have to work long hours with your butt to perfect your release point and pitch control before you can truly achieve farting greatness. My personal  farting dream has always been to scream "everybody shut up I have to fart" at a huge party and once the room is silent, I release a tiny squeaker fart. I personally think the irony of the farting situation would create quite a bit of laughter.