Thanks to the "Golden Poo Awards," poop jokes save millions of kids every year. Apparently the Golden Poo Awards is a film festival that raises money to help fight diarrheal disease in third world countries with such classic films as "One Flew Over The Poo Poo's Nest" and "On Golden Brown Pond." BTW, if you happen to mess yourself while you're walking home from the bar and your girlfriend calls you for a late night booty call, the best thing to do is ditch your underwear in a Subway bathroom, run home and take a shower.