Just wanted to say thanks to everyone out there for making it a great first year for Manofest and wish you all a Happy Freaking New Year! If you're having trouble trying to convince that special girl to kiss you tonight when the ball drops, just remember tell her that you like her a lot because you heard her mom is hot and you promise that you won't try and kiss her sister too even though she's technically way hotter. Be safe and don't forget to spank your bartenders.




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