So apparently there is an island of plastic and trash floating in the Pacific ocean that is twice the size of Texas. Now I don't know about you, but I'm strongly considering figuring out a way to buy that sucker. I could name it "Wasteland" and only the trashiest men and hot trashiest women would be allowed to live on it. I figure all I'd really have to do is open a few good casinos, a late night Wendy's and get occasional guest appearances by Kurt Russell dressed as Snake Plissken and I'd have myself the next Dubai by 2011. Oh yeah, and in case you were wondering how many Polacks it takes to unsuccessfully burn garbage, the answer is one.




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