Speeding tickets are easy to beat if you have an inflatable sex doll, saltine crackers and peanut butter in your car at all times. If you get pulled over, the firs thing you do offer the police officer a little "fun session" with your inflatable lady. If the cop isn't into the whole inflatable loving making thing, then offer him a saltine cracker with some peanut butter on it. Cops love saltines and peanut butter.