Everyone thinks pickup lines are difficult, but they're the easiest part of meeting a woman. The key to avoiding a bad pickup line is to always say something stupid and nonsensical like, "I can't believe how much your butt looks like a spaceship." Once the awkwardness of the moment is removed by you saying something that doesn't make any sense, you and the pretty young lady immediately have something to talk about. Then you secretly spray yourself with Pastrami oil when she's not looking and tell her "you're surprised how much hotter she is than her mom." After that, she'll be riding you like a mechanical bull on absinthe for the rest of the night.