As far as I can tell, the English language is becoming a tad boring these days. The only cool new word invented in the 2000's has been "ginormous" and we still haven't managed to find a replacement for "awesome" after all these years. Luckily I have a hip-hop catch phrase that I think can restore the respectability of the English language and I think it's time I shared it with the world. Hence forth, whenever you see something cool, expensive or sexy, simply say "That's Valet." I expect to hear it in a Jay-Z song by the end of 2010.