Professional wrestling just isn't the same anymore. There used to be semi-retarded men who ate turnbuckles, guys with giant python snakes named "Damien" and an insane barber who cut his opponents hair after he defeated them. These days professional wrestlers actually look like humans and have human-sounding names. It's sickening.

 
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