Did you know that people can take tiny cat naps during the day with their eyes open and not even know it? This is great news because apparently daytime naps improve memory which helps you remember important facts and they also cut risk of heart disease. So go ahead and fall asleep at your desk right now. If your boss gets mad at you, tell him that you just remembered that he cheated on his wife last year with that ugly waitress at the Olive Garden during that convention in Austin, Texas and you're cutting your risk of heart disease to help save the company money on your life insurance policy. If that doesn't work, show him a picture of a pretty girl on your computer and say something witty like, "I'd so totally tap that."