While I would never normally put you through the torture of a video with a foreign language voice over, I felt it was necessary for everyone to be aware that there is a man known as "Henry Lizardlover." Henry takes glamour shots and creepy "slice of life" photos of lizards for a living and he also eats pizza with them. And when you consider how useless it really is to coverse with most people these days, this sick bastard might actually be onto something.