For over two years we've all been holding out hope that there was a slight possibility Megan Fox wasn't a complete moron. It was a noble cause worth fighting for and all of those "Megan Fox isn't stupid" candle lighting ceremonies seemed to be working ... then she had to start doing interviews and ruin everything. Now it's time for Megan to go into public speaking seclusion for two more years so we can forget that she ever opened her mouth and go back to the good old days whe she was a ridiculously hot mute with horrible tattoos.