Bad Movies Are Bad For You

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You may think that seeing a bad movie isn't harmful to your health, but you'd be wrong. Have you ever walked out of a theater after seeing a bad movie and felt angry and dumber than you did before you walked into that theater? While this may bother you, it doesn't bother most people because they suffer from a common movie disease known as "I expected the movie to suck, but what did you expect" syndrome. The first thing you need to do when encountering these people is tell them that they're pathetic human beings and throw a pot of boiling hot grease in their face. After that you need to go home, watch Goodfellas and drink yourself into oblivion. If that doesn't seem appealing, you can simply go to the Netflix "Find Your Voice" competition and vote for the best young filmakers on the planet so you don't have to go through these horrific movie experiences ever again.

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