People like to watch bad things happen to everybody unless we're attracted to them. If we're attracted to somebody then we temporarily try to protect them from bad things happening to them, but the minute we lose interest or decide we're not attracted to them anymore we're right back to wanting to see embarrassing things happen to that person. And in case you're wondering, this is precisely why everyone wants to see bad things happen to celebrities, people who work at movie theaters and donkeys.





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