The human race really has done a great job at creating a world that limits our exposure to poop on a daily basis. Sure we all occasionally have those bathroom accidents because the toilet paper was too thin or a particular wipe was a little too agressive causing a toliet paper finger security breach, but that's about it. Now if somebody would release a toilet the distributes coupons based on the quality of each bathroom "session," I think we'd be one step closer to living in a perfect poop world.