There are times when you walk into the bathroom with no clue that your are about to take a dump that will remove one year of life from your body. It doesn't feel like an exceptional dump when you enter the toilet room, but it ends up being one of the more painful experiences of your life. When it's done, you're usually sweating profusely, you can't remeber your name and you can't stop mumbling "mama butt toast." It's kind of like watching this scene from Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus.