If you wake up one morning and decide you want to be awesome it's easier to pull off then you might think. The first thing you have to do is give yourself a cool nickname. "Dr. Exalibur Turkey Stuffing" is my recommendation if you can't decide on a good one. Then you need to wear yellow rubber dish gloves and weight lifter pants every day until you decide to retire from a life of awesomeness. Now I should warn you that being extremely awesome does give you the ability to fly but the ability only surfaces when you do shots of mesquite barbecue sauce.