Some philosphers believe snoring is the process of demons escaping your body so that they can return to hell in time for for happy hour.  Another theory is that humans used to be a civilization of cannabilistic pig warriors which is why we like bacon so much and why our snoring sounds the way it does. I'm not sure which theory is correct, but I've found that the easiest way to stop snoring is to wear a pair of dirty panties on your head when you sleep.