Do you ever watch something that sucks so incredibly bad that you think it's awesome but you're really not sure whether it's awesome or it actually sucks and you're afraid to tell anybody you really like it because it might tarnish your otherwise flawless repuation about pop culture forever? I think the people who like Hall & Oates and cute girls who work at Starbucks that might be kinda hot if you could only see what they looked like without a Starbucks hat on know exactly what I'm talking about. I also think Dick Assman, a Saskatchewan gas station owner whose name propelled him to celebrity status across North America and received a musical tribute from Tony Orlando, while Joe Namath declared himself an "Ass-maniac" knows what I'm talking about too.