The secret to being super awesome has been kept a secret for millions of years... until now. If you want to be awesome, all you have to do is drink one 12 0z. glass of Awesome Juice every day for seven years. Now I know you're probably asking yourself, "Where can I buy this magical Awesome Juice?" Well ladies and gentlemen, the good news is you can buy Awesome Juice at any local 7-11! Just tell the cashier you'd like to buy some Awesome Juice, give him an awesome secret hand shake and they should give you a can of secret Awesome Juice from under the counter! Either that or he'll hand you a Penthouse magazine and a taquito, but those things make you awesome too.