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The 10 Absolute Worst Movie Trailers Of All Time

People think it's difficult to get a movie made, but it's not. All you have to do is sell your soul to the devil twice, have sex with three ugly people and drink the blood of seven virgin llamas. You also have to stand in a room naked in front of a bunch of producers while they judge all of your body parts on a scale of 1-10, but that's only if you insist on getting studio funding for a Romantic Comedy.


#10 Evil Bong (2006) - The scariest bong I've ever met was a three-foot bong named "Ugly Flakes." Ugly Flakes made me punch a hole in my bedroom wall and pee on my kitchen floor, so I decided to give Ugly Flakes away.

#9 The Mighty Gorga (1969) - It's basically King Kong meets Jurassic Park except the dinosaur is a toy dinosaur and King Kong is a guy in a gorilla suit.

#8 After Last Season (2009) - You know you've got cinematic gold when the beginning of the trailer has an MRI machine made out of cardboard. This gigantic turd supposedly cost $5,000,000 and took over ten years to make.

 

#7 Tiptoes (2003) - I know this is going to be difficult for you to accept but there really is a Romantic Comedy starring Matthew McConaughey where his family is a bunch of Dwarfs.

#6 Doll Graveyard (2005) - I've heard of buried hamsters and parakeets coming back to life and killing their owners, but this is ridiculous.


   

#5 Me & You, Us, Forever (2008) - A  tragic yet heartwarming Christian movie about a 17-year old boy and a 16-year old girl who date for two years, 4 months and 28 days before he breaks up with her ... probably because she wouldn't put out. 30 years later he tries to rekindle their love because he still wants to know what her boobs looked like. Personally, I can't believe that God didn't step in and tell the producers that they probably shouldn't make a Christian movie starring two actors named Blain Rozgay and Stacey Aswad.