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The 10 Biggest Female Celebrity Douche Bags

I've never understood why the term douchebag was only used in regards to men. There are plenty of female douche bags out there these days and women are the one's who actually douche, making the term much more appropriate for their species. If a woman is a douchebag that means she sucks so much as a human being that men don't even care what she's looks like naked ... even if she's hot. Believe me, that's a serious problem if you're a woman.


#10 Sarah Silverman - We get it Sarah, you think you're an attractive girl with a decent rack who says dirty things because it's supposed to be funny for a semi-attractive girl to say dirty things. We've been on to your douchey little unfunny game from the start and now that Jimmy Kimmel dumped you, it's time to go away.

 

#9 Cameron Diaz - Cameron Diaz's douchiness was tolerable back in the days of The Mask when she was actually hot. Since then she has aged faster than a banana and she recently topped off her douche resume by having a movie douche-off with Ashton Kutcher in What Happens In Vegas.

 

#8  Kathy Griffin  - There are certain people who are such incredible douche bags that you could watch them get shot point blank in the head and laugh your ass off. Kathy Griffin is one of those douche bags.

#7 Sarah Palin  - One of the definitions of a douche bag is "somebody who is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about." I'd say that pretty much sums up Sarah Palin.

#6 Victoria Beckham - Even though she has knarly fake boobs and her face looks like the dog from The Neverending Story, Vicotoria continues to walk around in clown outfits acting like she's the hottest woman on the planet. Throw in her major douche bag husband and you've got a serious case of Doucheitus.


   
#5 Lindsay Lohan - Let's see ... where to begin. First of all she's dating a lesbian DJ, now she's posting topless photos of herself on Twitter and she still acts like she's sexy when she'd probably be rated a 5 or 6 by most dudes at an average Midwest frat party.