Shouldn't they be referred to as Douchebagguettes? I agree that this is only list on which that the nasty, skinny skank Paris Hilton should be #1.

I don't know about you, but I'd put her on the list over Sarah Silverman. Nothing douchier than telling people not to vaccinate their kids for fear of autism by spouting streams of shit from your mouth. Plus she's apparently still laboring under the delusion that she's hot.

I was ready to see Shannon Doherty before I realized she is so 10 years ago...

This list has some real good chick douchebags, several could be lower and several could be higher, but all have qualities of douchness. I would add to the list Kim Kardashian and her douchebag sisters, Tori Spelling, Kate Gosselin, Miley Cyrus, and Tyra Banks.

I couldn't agree more with this list. Sarah Silverman is not funny in the least, never was. There's a common misconception that crude=funny, but she's missing the crucial ingredient of intelligence to make the joke happen. Fart jokes are funny, Silverman is just taking a shit and making you watch.

your joking right? Megan Fox, Hayden Pantierre and Stacy Keibler are NO WHERE on this list? WOW

I don't mind Palin being on the list, but to have her but not Nancy Pelosi (someone who's far and away more douchey) makes you a douchebag.

Plus where are total retards like Rosie O'Donnell (noted rocket scientist and conspiracy theorist)?

Everyone on this list should have been on this list. They all should have tied for number one. Phillip McCracken your comments are in poor taste and I wish I could shit in your mouth to freshen it up a bit. Phil you should be holding the door open to the douchicon for these bitches to walk in. Then you and Spencer Pratt could chat over mohito's about cool shit like Ed Hardy shit, and wispy fucking facial hair. Die you simple fuck....die.
Sooooooo....anyway great list my liege.

Perfect list, totally agree.

gnarley is spelled with a "G"

So was this list compiled by a gay guy or a fat chick?

So sassy....*finger snap and head twist*

Pretty tired of the pile on Sarah campaign. She's a strong, smart and smokin' hot women and govenor who doesn't belong on a list like this. Joy Blowhar-d of the view on the other hand owns this list. I wish failure on her new show. I'm pretty sure that wish will come true and quickly.

douchebags yes but i still think i would seriously bone about half of them ,including Hasselback (but only if i had like, a sock or maybe some duct tape handy)

...have missed the all-time queens of Douche? Douchenozzles like Ellen Degenerate...Rosie O'Fartsack...Oprah...And the all-time reigning Queen Babs Streisand? Didn't you know it was for such uber-douchebags that industrial strength Betadyne douche was created?

Yeah, Kim Kardashian, Oprah and Tori Spelling should definitely appear, but then, who should leave their places?
Know what guys? We can't put 50 items in a top ten.
Pretty good list

Can't agree with "Wise Dr Funk." Jenny McCarthy is great. Of course she's attractive, and she's a fighter. But I suppose that does make some people uncomfortable. And she never said "don't vaccinate." She said, paraphrasing, "give us better vaccines, without the mercury." As well as, again paraphrasing, "don't treat us like cattle... let us make our own choices." I know that offends those with a nazi-like attitudes. And how did Sarah Palin get on the list. She's great! You sure don't have to agree with her (if yer a liberal bleeding heart commie-loving bastach), but she is one FINE woman!

The problem I have with Sarah Palin being on the list is that everybody points to two interviews where she slipped up. Problem is, the network "news" shows creatively edited those two interviews to make them look much worse than they really are. You can edit tape to make anybody look awful. Throwing in a few extra eye-rolls, glances off-camera, and inserting pauses is all it takes, and that's exactly what they did.

How the hell isn't Nancy Pelosi on this list? Good god, she can't form a sentence. She can't read off a printed sheet. She'd stutter over ordering a glass of water. D and R, most of Congress doesn't know their asses from a hole in the ground, why go after one of the very few politicians that actually improved their state economy and rooted out a lot of corrupt politicians from their own party?

The View is full of worthless bitches, but it's a cop-out to nominate the entire cast without qualifying any of them. Whoopi Goldberg deserves her own slot on the list. She has never done anything funny. Her standup comedy was total garbage and she never had any right to be called a "commediene". It takes real effort to be worse than Billy Crystal and Sinbad. The last somewhat successful movie she did was in 1992 (Sister Act) and her career has been a series of flops ever since (Loaded Weapon, Bogus, Rugrats). Now she's bottomed out into doing kid cartoon voices, movie bit parts, and cameo appearances on network shows like CSI that would never have her as a regular. The real story there is that a lot of Hollywood people are scared of being called racist for turning her down, so they throw her enough bit parts and cameos to keep her off skid row.

To the author of this article, I seriously hope your single coz I would feel very sorry for your girlfriend if you had one.

You gotta work on your material a little more. Take a look at Cracked for some examples of what works. Oh, and Bjork is from Iceland, which is definitely not in Asia, so brush up on your geography, willya?

Cheers.

It's just too bad there can be but a single #1 Queen of the Douchebags, as hilton, hasselbeck, tila, spiedie and palin are ALL Queen level douchebags. To date, there has never been one single redeemable value those "She-Turds" can lay claim to possessing.

If I never see any of them again it would be WAY too soon!!

The BEST thing they could do for the universe is to find the sewer from whence they were birthed and return to it. Not one human will miss any one of them.

I agree that most of these people suck but they're not douchebags, that word doesn't fit.

i agree with wrong word

Megan Fox def needs to be on here.

Victoria Beckham is a total douche but she's kinda awesome in that video for confronting that idiot.

i think that for this list to please everyone, it would have to be about 4 times as long.

Megan Fox (GREAT to look at-But has anyone with so little talent become such a world famous celeb??)
Kim Kardashian & Sisters
Wendy Williams
Tyra Banks
Ann Coulter
Oprah
Angelina Jolie (Don't care how great she looks)
Lindsay Lohan (I would do her any day of the week, but she is SO f**ked up)
Dina Lohan (Primary reason why her daughter(s) are so messed up)
Kendra Wilkinson (It's amazing she can actually breathe on her own)
& Lest we forget-
MADONNA!!

(Oh, yeah-ANY drop-dead beautiful babe that feels compelled to cover herself with tattoos)

Great list, but there are too many to name. I would have to add Julia Roberts to my list. In fact, she'd be in the top 5, if not #1. I hate that c*nt.

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No Brooke Hogan?
The word douchebag fits.

Denise Richerdson. She makes me feel sorry that Charlie Sheen had to put up with her. Kate Gossling, belongs on this list for being a media whore mom. Nancy Grace, Star Jones, Ann Coulter...

i agree paris is a douche, but letterman is just not funny. 95% of the time hes talking, and 50% of that was about her going to jail. we get it.. paris was in jail.. ur not funny stfu.

Sarah Palin should not be on the list -- period. She's a self-made woman, naturally beautiful, not at all fake and slutty like the rest on your list.

You're telling me that Palin tops asshats like Britney Spears? Meghan Fox? How about the moronic Kate Beckingsale?

An inordinate number of entertainers could have filled her spot.