The 10 Douchiest Michael Bay Movie Scenes Of All Time

Written By: The Man Posted On: Tuesday, 23 June 2009 16:14
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#3 The "Bruce Willis I Have To Die To Save The World Hallmark Card Commercial" Scene (Armageddon) - You can either rub your genitals with sandpaper for an hour or watch this scene. It's the exact same experience.
 
 


#2 The "We're Actually Supposed To Care That Josh Harnett Died" Scene (Pearl Harbor) - This scene really captured what it's like to deal with a vicious love triangle and death in the middle of one of the greatest tragedies in United States history ... in slow motion.

 

 

#1 The "I Can't Believe Ben Affleck Is  Running A F*cking Animal Cracker Across Liv Tyler's Stomach" Scene (Armageddon) - When you combine Ben Affleck's acting with Michael Bay's directing and dialogue, you suddenly realize why the rest of the world hates us so much.

 

 
If you're tired of watching movies that blow and you want to help prevent more Michael Bay's from happening, cast your vote for the Netflix "Find Your Voice" Film Competition . Netflix and Film Independent are helping America find the next great independent filmmaker and the winner of the competition will get to make their very first movie. If we don't act now, future Michael Bay's will ruin our children's lives too.
 
 
 

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only 4?
written by Grant The Commie, June 23, 2009
based on this list, michael bay made approx. 4 movies. way to do research beyond the 4 that you have seen that have readily available YouTube clips...
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approximately 4??
written by OchoCero, June 24, 2009
way to do research beyond COUNTING the films in the videos.

according to IMDB Bay has directed 8 feature length films. video #6 on this list featured SEVEN helicopter scenes.

you're not seriously defending this hack are you?
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MB's website
written by Henry, June 24, 2009
This is a great list. But on the note of douchiness, what's worse -- the picture on the homepage of his website: http://www.michaelbay.com

Or the fact that one of the "FAQs" is "What kind of cars does Michael drive?" http://www.michaelbay.com/faq/faq.html

Vomit in my mouth.
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OOO Can I be cool now?
written by A-Ron, June 24, 2009
Ya Michael Bay sucks blah blah explosions blah blah Helicopters blah blah. Jeez just shut up all ready. Confessions of a shopaholic just came out on DVD I believe, go pick that up.
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Ummm... Transformers in car scene #10
written by Corey, June 27, 2009
I remember in the movie theater turning to my friend and saying "there's not a lot of transforming going on right now"... that cutie pie scene went on too long
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written by Kyle Rohde, July 02, 2009
#8 was an awesome shot, personally, and it helped set up the rest of the scene.
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You missed Steven Tyler comment
written by ed sonner, September 03, 2009
You missed making a comment that in the scene with Liv and Ben playing 'animal crackers' that Liv's father is singing... "and I don't want to miss a thing!"

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