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The 10 Dumbest Moments In Wheel Of Fortune History

We've reached a point in American human evolution where it's time to get rid of game shows that involve using words. Americans are "visual" people now and we don't understand what words mean anymore and how to properly use them. If you think about it, words were kind of a stupid invention to begin with. It's much easier to communicate with other humans through the use of inappropriate hand gestures and grunting noises.


#10 Military Officer Fortune Fail - On a positive note, she's supposedly a wizard with coloring books and she can airstrike an entire village from close range with an F-35 Joint Strike Fighter plane.


#9 WOF Contestant Is Clearly Not A Tom Hanks Fan - If the answer would've been the German porn spoof "The Green Pile" she probably would've gotten it right.

 

#8  An Oasis Of Stupidity  - It's sad to think how close she was to quitting the University of Phoenix online and finally pursuing her lifelong dream of becoming a pet mortician.

 

#7 Enjoying The Great Morons - More evidence of the tragic effects of an American public school education.
#6 Astrological Lack Of Brains - She will clearly not be choosen for the next biosphere project.


   
#5 Sometimes Three Heads Aren't Better Than One - See if you can guess which constestant's mother smoked a lot of pot when she was pregnant. I'll give you a hint, it's the person on the left, the person on the right and the person in the middle (fast forward to the 1:00 mark for your own sanity).