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Code Red
The 10 Funniest Moments In Red Carpet History
They say you have to sell your soul to the devil in order to be successful Hollywood, so it makes sense that you have to walk down a red carpet to receive an award. The red carpet symbolizes the blood that people in Hollywood sucked from good people in order to succeed and it also symbolizes the people who were probably secretly murdered and stuffed in a trunk in order to make certain projects happen. Why? Because the devil wouldn't have it any other way.
#10 Guillermo Blows Off Matt Damon - If Matt Damon ever gets taller, he will one day get the respect that he deserves.
#9 Gary Busey Attacks Jennifer Garner - I just found it unfortunate that Gary Busey didn't try to eat Ryan Seacrest's head.
#8 Lindsay Lohan's Red Carpet Wipeout - And the good people at Smirnoff vodka would like to take this opportunity to take credit for making this moment possible.
#7 Tara Reid Exposes Her Pepperoni - It is truly is one of the most horrific breasts ever forced on the American people.
#6 Billy Bob Thorton & Angelina Jolie Admit To Having Limo Sex - Billy Bob Thorton really is the only human capable of ruining mental imagery sex with Angelina Jolie.
#5 Steve-O Takes Turns The Red Carpet Yellow - It's something we've all wanted to do for years.
