Not Necessarily The News
The 10 Funniest "Today Show" Bloopers Of All Time
Watching the Today Show is like watching a variety show from the 70's. The show become such an embarrassment these days that they might as well have Matt Lauer read the news as a ventriloquist while Meredith Vieira does as striptease with Al Roker juggling balls of mashed potatoes in the background. I just wish they'd bring Deborah Norville back. Man that chick was hot.
#10 Meredith Vieira Is Moist - I thought it was the other way around ... go figure.
#9 Today Show Guest Has An Interesting Home Decoration Tip - They say a women are extremely horny in the morning.
#8 The New Jersey Flood Boat Fail - The best part about floods in New Jersey is that you can bottle up tons of free Patchouli stink oil and sell it on Ebay.
#7 Paris Hilton Is A Terrorist - Maybe it's time to hand over Paris to the terrorists ... for a better America.
#6 Willard Scott Gets Attacked - Willard getting knocked out cold and thrown into a tank with killer sharks would've been better, but this will have to do for now.
#5 Al Roker Gets Marriage Proposal Punk'd - This is a very common heterosexual male response to man kissing.
#4 Stephen Colbert Talks About Twitter - I can't believe there isn't a site out there already called Twatter where people can give constant updates on their sexual status. Dammit, somebody already bought it.
