Training Day
The 10 Funniest Workplace Training Videos OF All Time

If you show up to the first day of a new job and they show you a training video you should leave immediately. If you don't, you will undoubtedly start working for a crappy company and working with ugly people for at least a year because you'll be too lazy to find go find another job. This is why I believe every person who currently works in an office should quit and become an exotic dancer . There's no workplace training videos involved and there's lots of free drugs.


#10 It Only Takes A Second - If people got injured this much at the office, going to work everyday might be enjoyable.

#9 Dealing With Drunks - One day people are going to accept alcoholics for being the fun-loving humanitarians that they really are.

#8 McDonald's Custodial Training - At McDonald's, they refer to their janitor's as the dreaded "C-Word."

 

#7 Nintendo Training From 1991 - And in case you we're still wondering, the secret code to get directly to Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson's Punchout is 007-373-5963.

#6 Gamestop Teaches Employees How To Talk To Women - The easiest way to deal with a female customer who's being rude is to relentlessly stare at her boobs. She'll leave the store before you know it.

   

#4 What Is Sexual Harassment? - If people were free to talk about their genitalia in the office they'd be far more productive.