Character Assassination
The 10 Greatest Conan O'Brien Characters Of All Time

For the last three months we have all had to endure a Late Night television prison camp. A Conan-less America meant many of our citizens were forced to watch Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon. As a result, some of them might never regain proper function in the left side of the brain.  Just the other day, I saw a hot chick with huge boobs walking down the street drooling uncontrollably so I asked her if she was all right. All she said was, "Leno Fallon" and kept walking. Thank God your're back, Conan.


#10 Vomiting Kermit - Having sex with Miss Piggy would drive any man to spend the rest of his life vomiting a variety of liquid substances.



#9 Frankenstein - He is the only creature on earth capable of wasting a minute of our time more than Dane Cook.



#8  Cloppy The Horse - When your Nicholas Cage's favorite character you simply have to be one of the all-time greats. Why Cloppy didn't have a cameo is Bangkhok Dangerous is still rather confusing.


#7 Pierre Bernard - Speaking softly and carrying a big recliner is the only way Pierre knows how to roll. It's only a matter of time before he marries Beyonce and owns 50% of Vitamin Water.

#6  Abe Vigoda - One of the strangest creatures in Hollywood history found a good home at Late Night With Conan O'Brien. One can only imagine how many gorgeous elderly groupies Abe tapped backstage.

 

#5  The Coked-Up Werewolf - I am sad to report that after two days of scouring the internet this is the only image/video of the Coked-Up Wereworlf that exists ... which means he probably pissed off the wrong coke dealer.

#4  The Horny Manatee - After years of ocean persecution, the Horny Manatee proved that sea cows can be sexy. Perhaps it's time for all men all rethink our views on fat mammals.