#3 Pimpbot 5000 - Pimbot always had his ho's in control and a big ass bank roll. Not to mention the fact that his bitches gave the best lube jobs in New York City.

#2 The Masturbating Bear - A stage performer so talented that the world actually enjoyed watching him masturbate. Talk about living the dream.

#1 Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - The most powerful puppet in the world who will undoubtedly become the first puppet president in United States history one day ... for us to poop on!


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