Tasty Condoms
The 10 Greatest Condiments Of All Time

A condiment is a relish, sauce or seasoning added to food in order to add a particular flavor or to complement a particular dish. And lets face it, most foods would taste like complete crap without them. During this tough economic time in America, condiments have been one of the key ingredients keeping the fabric of our great society alive considering the disgusting foods poor people have been forced to buy. It's like I've always said, Healthy Choice should change the name of their microwave products "No Choice" because lets be honest, if you're buying them you really have no other choice.


#10 Salsa - If you try and eat tortilla chips without salsa, you must as well try and eat a bag of salty dirt because they basically taste about the same. Salsa can also turn any microwave burrito into a sensual eating experience.

#9 Mayonnaise - People either love or hate mayonnaise, but the ones the love it... well, they and their gigantic asses really love it. Either way, you can't deny the condiment dominance of mayonnaise over the years.

#8 Hot Sauce - A slice of pizza isn't complete without a giant dose of hot sauce. Neither are mashed potatoes, potato salad, Au Gratin potatoes, macaroni salad, cole slaw, burritos, nachos or canned cat food.
 

 



 

 

#7 Sour Cream - Anything that tastes incredibly delicious almost always has sour cream in it and you can always tell who eats a lot of it because they typically don't have a neck and their cheeks are almost touching their eyelids.


#6 Mustard - Even though mustard has lived in the shadow of ketchup for decades, it's the real man's condiment when it comes to eating hot dogs. All those ketchup-only hot dog eaters are total pussies if you ask me.

   

#4 Barbecue Sauce - Chickens and their mighty McNuggets would be about as insignificant as an ostrich burger if it weren't for BBQ sauce. We also wouldn't know the life story of that weird guy Stubb's and his magical bbq sauce.