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The 10 Greatest Moments In Alec Baldwin History
Alec Baldwin rocked Hollywood and the nation of fast-talking hairy dudes today when he announced that he will soon retire from acting. Alec has been called the "Mayor of Awesometown" and he's one of the few remaining badasses left in an entertainment industry currently dominated by effeminate man pussies. The king of the three sentence one-liner, Alec has given delivered some of the best movie speeches in recent memory and he's definitely someon most people would orobably want to party with if they had one night left on Earth. Most importantly, Alec Baldwin is living proof that you can achieve great things in life and marry Kim Basinger even if you have three brothers who are complete losers.
#10 The Departed - Imagine how much more productive we'd be if Alec Baldwin debriefed every office in America every day and told everyone what to do.
#9 The Best Of Old Man Dunphy From Outside Providence - If you're ever at a loss for words, simply ask yourself, "What would Alec Baldwin say?"
#8 Canteen Boy and the Scout Master - When are the Boy Scout going to wake up and start selling different flavors of beef jerky so they can finally compete with the Girl Scouts?
#7 Alec Baldwin Doesn't Care For Billy Baldwin - Once again, the advantage goes to Alec Baldwin.
#6 No Can Resist Alec's Schweddy Balls - The greatest moment in Alec's illustrious SNL career.
#5 Alec Baldwin Is God - There are very few people in this world who can say "I am God" and actually sound cool doing it.
#4 Alec Baldwin Talks About His Tuesday Night - It's unfortunate that this epic Alec Baldwin scene was wasted on a Dane Cook movie. It's also unfortunate that Dane Cook doesn't have a severe case of piles that would force him to retire permanently.
#3 Alec Leaves A Voicemail For His Daughter - On the record I don't think parents should talk to their children this way. Off the record I think Alec could destroy the entire generation of Emo kids in a matter of weeks.
#2 Words Of Wisdom From Jack Donaghey - Why NBC hasn't released a Jack Donaghey magic 8-ball for Christmas this year is beyond me.
#1 Alec Baldwin Has Brass Balls (Glengary GlenRoss) - It's widely-considered one of the greatest speeches in movie history and it was truly sad to watch Ben Affleck try and recreate it in Boiler Room.
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