The 10 Greatest Moments In Celebrity Boob Grabbing History

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The 10 Greatest Moments In Celebrity Boob Grabbing History

Men spend their entire lives enduring the torture of not being able to grab every single pair of boobs we see. It truly is a torturous existence that women will never truly understand and the laws against grabbing boobs continue to prevent the human race from evolving. A world where men greeted women by shaking their boob while they shook our manhood would be a happier pkace. Who knows, it might even stop global warming.

 

#10 Katharine McPhee Proves Her Hooters Are Real On Tyra - There have been rumors swirling around Hollywood for months that Katherine's boobs actually make honking noises when they're squeezed and they also dispense ranch dressing.

 

 

#9 Sandra Bullock Gets A Surprise Melon Squeezing From Jimmy Fallon - And this is the only remotely interesting thing Jimmy Fallon has done throughout his entire career.

 

 
 

# 8 Evangeline Gets Her Lilly's Deflowered On Lost - Personally, I can't wait to see the series finale of Lost where they discover that the only way to reveal the secret of the island is for Evangeline to take her top off.

 
 

 

#7 Jon Lovitz Grabs A Jamie Lee Curtis Boobie - She still has the greatest hermaphrodite rack in Hollywood history.

 

 
 

#6 Debra Messing Gets Her Little Boobies Fluffed On Will & Grace - This scene should've been Debra Messing groping Megan Mullally's giant milk muffins, but this will have to do for now.

 

 

 

#5 Pamela Anderson Gets Her Infamous Boobs Roasted By Andy Dick - Unfortunately Andy Dick wasn't accidentally killed by a misguided scud missle after this was over.

 

 

#4 Princess Leia Gets Groped By Hand Solo - It a shame Han Solo never learned the force because he could've taken her shirt off before he grabbed her boob.