Men spend their entire lives enduring the torture of not being able to grab every single pair of boobs we see. It's a torturous existence that women will never truly understand and the laws against grabbing boobs continue to prevent the human race from evolving. A world where men greeted women by shaking their boob while they shook our manhood would be a happier place. Who knows, it might even stop global warming.


 

#10 Katharine McPhee Proves Her Hooters Are Real On Tyra - There have been rumors swirling around Hollywood for months that Katherine's boobs actually make honking noises when they're squeezed and they also dispense ranch dressing.

 

#9 Sandra Bullock Gets A Surprise Melon Squeezing From Jimmy Fallon - And this is the only remotely interesting thing Jimmy Fallon has done throughout his entire career.

 

# 8 Evangeline Gets Her Lilly's Deflowered On Lost - Personally, I can't wait to see the series finale of Lost where they discover that the only way to reveal the secrets of the island is for Evangeline to take her top off.

 

#7 Jon Lovitz Grabs A Jamie Lee Curtis Boobie - You simply can't argue with the fact that Jamie has the greatest hermaphrodite rack in Hollywood history.

 

#6 Debra Messing Gets Her Little Boobies Fluffed On Will & Grace - This scene should've been Debra Messing groping Megan Mullally's giant milk muffins, but this will have to do for now.

 

#5 Pamela Anderson Gets Her Infamous Boobs Roasted By Andy Dick - Unfortunately Andy Dick wasn't accidentally killed by a misguided scud missle after this was over.

 

#4 Princess Leia Gets Groped By Hand Solo - It's a shame Han Solo never learned the force because he could've taken her shirt off before he grabbed her boob.